Angry Goose · From no website to a perfect 100 · 2026
No website, no story. Now you can try the product before installing it.
Angry Goose is a Chrome extension that honks at you on distracting tabs. Before, it had only a store listing. We built a site where you can try the goose in the page: open a fake video tab and watch her get angrier, pick her voice, then install.
- Static HTML
- TypeScript
- CSS
- Edge CDN
- Chrome extension (MV3)
Results
Measured from day one. Same test we run on every site.
Performance
100
no site before
Main image visible (LCP)
1.3 s
no site before
Page weight
100 KB
no site before
Requests
8
no site before
Lighthouse 12.8, mobile profile, measured 31 October 2026. Scores move a few points between runs.
The problem
- Without a website there was nothing to share, nothing for Google to find and no way to explain the joke before someone installed it.
- A store listing allows a few screenshots and a block of text. The product is a goose that escalates over two minutes. Screenshots don't show that.
What we built
01
Try it in the page
A live demo runs the real escalation on a fast clock: Hmm, Annoyed, HONK, RAGE. Visitors understand the product in ten seconds.
02
Honest about privacy
A comparison with site blockers and a privacy section in plain words. No accounts, no analytics, nothing leaves the browser.
03
Tiny and instant
8 requests and about 100 KB. Lighthouse scores 100 for performance, best practices and SEO on mobile.
The difference
Before and after. Drag to compare.
Before: no website at all
This site can't be reached
Check if there is a typo in angrygoose.si.
DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN
ReloadThis site can't be reached
Check if there is a typo in angrygoose.si.
DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN
ReloadNothing to find.
angrygoose.si, first screen on a phone.
Inside the site
Details that sell. Every screen has a job.
The takeaway
If people love what you do but can't find you online, a site that shows the product working is the cheapest growth you'll buy.
